You always wanted some ghetto-blasting perfume to just break through all the noses held up high and the pretencious blurb on "serious" publications? Well, here we are providing some laughs as well courtesy of 50 Cent and his humorous take on Scent...
50 Scent emits "the dangerous aroma of a freshly fired 9 milimeter semiautomatic handgun", the bling-tastic bouquet of a burlap sack stuffed with $100 bills" plus the sine qua non "audaciously naughty whiff of skanky ghetto gold-digger". To be slathered on "those unsightly drive-by scars to make old wounds sizzle with brutish sensuality". Hilarious!
A project fit for Dish-au-Four (the hip new French recipe!) no doubt.
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Credit: Humor Gazette
Thursday, March 31, 2011
50 Cent Drops 50 Scent: Perfume Parody
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yeah, well he's laughing all the way to the bank. good for him...I think.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find him, his music and persona irritating. And the gangsta, bitch ho thang ALWAYS rubs me the wrong way.
Unfortunately I've been caught in shoot-outs and gun-smoke does not smell that good!
AWESOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteOf course this parody sounds like a much better perfume than all those Secretions Magnifiques wannabes (and, presumably, than whatever the guy advertises).
cacio
TFC,
ReplyDeletethough I agree with you on the persona (no doubt deliberately meant to provoke), I think the scent is more or less an in-joke. Don't think he'll release anything. ;-)
Tara,
ReplyDeletethanks, it was a cute discovery.
Cacio,
ReplyDeleteexactly!! I mean, if you're going to do something weird, might as well go for something not done before. Love all the "figurative" speech too.
I know where is MY sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteTFC,
ReplyDeleteof course you have an intact sense of humour, hope I didn't come across differently than intended.