Monday, July 29, 2013

Frequent Questions: How to Get Rid of Bad Smells (of Stinky Perfumes, Cat Piss, Dog Poo, Mold, etc) from Home, Car and Body

Maybe your beloved doggie is counteracting against a new pet by marking his territory in urine or your small apartment can't contain the litter-box stink of 5 cats. Perhaps you're just in Potty Training 101. Maybe your apartment just happens to have mold on the odd wall (or even worse, behind some wall where you can't even see it). It might be that you spilled something particularly stenchy all over the carpet or your couch. Maybe your car has retained the stench of a million cigarettes smoked or the equipment of many a fishing expedition (trust me, I know how the latter smells only too well). And you might be experiencing skin problems with bad smells: tenacious, repugnant (to you) perfumes that won't budge no matter how many times you wash, kitchen scents of chopping onions and garlic, even private parts' intimate smells which you would like exterminated because you're seeing your doctor, a new love interest or just because...
The thing is, to all those everyday and arguably pedestrian -but seemingly insurmountable- problems there's a solution. Let's examine each one of them in this small and practical "how to get rid of bad smells" guide.

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How to Get Rid of Unwanted Perfume & Kitchen Smells on Skin & Fighting Other Bodily "Bad Smells" 

If you're a perfumista it's a rite of passage: the fragrance you most abhor will last the longest. What to do?

Washing up usually doesn't really work. If you don't have specific skin sensitivities, rub your skin with some pure acetone (you may be using it already as a nail polish remover; more elaborate & caring polish removers may also work but not as quickly or effectively). It exterminates everything. Of course you will be left with the smell of acetone itself for a few minutes, but it's worth the effort. Lemon juice or witch hazel sometimes work on some fragrances; it will depend on the scent you used and on your Ph acidity.
If you applied fragrance all over and then changed your mind (or it's giving you a headache), washing all over with deodorant soap will work (in fact this is often the reason why people complain why their perfume doesn't last ~if this is the case, by the way, here are some Tips on Making your Fragrance Last Longer). If you're outside, without the option of a shower, using some baby wipes on the spots where you sprayed might cut down at least some of the odor. Alternatively using a deodorant spray (the stuff you use under your arms) as a body spray, i.e. all over, will also exterminate some of the fragrance as well.
For perfume application on clothes, you will have to wash or dry clean your clothes; the smell often lingers for several days or even weeks otherwise.

Washing your hands with toothpaste instead of hand soap (or dishwashing liquid) will get rid of most kitchen smells. Betadine Surgical Scrub (yes, the stuff doctors wash their hands with before doing surgery) is also a great help; if you regularly treat smelly stuff with your bare hands invest in the pump dispenser big bottle.

Naturally human bodies produce smells as a matter of course. Intimate genital smell, armpit sweat, smelly feet, bad breath, sebum accumulation on scalp...The solution unless there's a medical condition is usually a good shower. Wash your scalp rubbing gently, also behind your ears, where glands produce a sebaceous secretion that can smell intensely. Use a neutral deodorant under the arms,  but no deo of any way in your private parts because it's considered damaging to the good bacteria in the area (just dry your skin well, and if you need to get to skin folds use a hair dryer on cold setting). Opt for clean underwear and clothes (preferably line-dried). Brush your teeth, brush your tongue too (an often neglected spot) and rinse with some soda water instead of mouth rinse (those are full of alchol and further dry out your mouth which continues to smell bad after a while). Use that Listerine instead for a foot soak, diluted in warm water: it will make dry skin fall out and keep soles clean-smelling. Let your shoes bask in sunshine; it kills fungi and the clean air will have them thoroughly dried out. If you need to have your shoes deodorized & fungus-free use boracic acid in powder form (or Daktarin powder), sold at your chemist's.
And please don't put a hundred scented products on you in the hopes of being more fragrant; just opt for a good fragrance that expresses who you are, applied strategically (see our Guide on How to Apply Fragrance for Optimum Effect). And you're good to go!

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How to Exterminate Undesirable Pet Smells

Poop stench, urine smell, vomit, food remnants scattered everywhere, bad breath...having a pet is a huge responsibility and the olfactory effect is partial proof of it.
Spot treating any soiled fabric with toothpaste, rubbing well and then brushing off with clear water works well; it even works on poop. So does the trick with soda bicarbonate, especially on urine stains; make a paste with water, apply, rub a bit and rinse. Bleach works perfect of course, but not everything takes to bleach (it blanches out fabrics and takes the shine out of some ceramic tiles with repeated use), besides it's got a bad smell of its own...so use at your own risk.
If your pet has bad breath, don't try to counteract with short term measures; take him/her to the vet for tooth cleaning. Cavities and infections in the mouth cavity can prove bad for the heart. 

How to Battle with Mold and Treat Stinky Fabric in your Home

Regularly spray the filters in your air-conditioning unit with some anti-fungal spray (available on the counter and in car maintenance stores) to fight against mold, fungi and some dangerous micro-organisms (such as the Legionella pneumophila bacterium).
Replace the shower curtain regularly. Wash bathroom mats and tiles in vinegar. Use bleach on toilet bowl and under the seat. Unplug the drain (it retains hair and soap residue) and use moisture-retaining sachets (sold in most super-markets) scattered in the bathroom.
Wipe the inside of your fridge and your dishwasher with vinegar (especially on the elastics on the doors). It will keep it fungus-free.
If you're building your home from scratch, keep in mind that having a window (instead of a ventilator) in your bathroom is indispensable. Lots of fresh air also helps fight against mould; it thrives on humidity so you should keep your home as dry as possible. If there's a pump leakage ruining a wall or roof get a plumber to fix it pronto; it's the one permanent solution to the problem and you better act quickly before there's a fungi colony.


Carpets, couches, curtains and other textiles in the home retain stench and reproduce it especially when the perceived temperature rises due to summer or humidity. Washing whatever you can is the preferable first step. Here's some more specialized recs:

1. For topical stains, apply a mixture of soda bicarbonate and water, make it into a paste and rub with a sponge. Carpets greatly benefit from a vinegar rinse, which keeps the colors vibrant, the acid killing a few bacteria in the process as a bonus.
2. For more extended spills & stenches Febreeze also works in a pinch; don't scoff it, it was made for a reason! Apparently not all markets were so well responsive to it though; for instance in Greece the only smell taboo apparently is being a negligent housekeeper, so Febreeze tanked and was soon thrown out of the market, but I digress.
3. When washing curtains and linens for storing, wash at the highest temperature the fabric can take and dry completely (preferably air-dry hanging out in the sun). Tuck them in air-tight containers with a bar of soap thrown inside; the soap holds any moisture and further aromatizes the fabric for a long time (soap doesn't spoil for years). The soap trick is particularly recommended with natural fur which smells horrendous if stored in mothballs. Lavender sachets (make your own by tucking dried lavender twigs inside tulle and securing with some ribbon) and cedar blocks -besides keeping moths away- also seem to keep clothes fresh-smelling for longer in the wardrobe. It's a nice and ecological alternative to commercial products of synthetic origin.

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How to Have a Clean Smelling Car

There's no way around it: If you want your car to smell clean you have to keep it clean. It's such a small, confined space that if it's moldy, soggy under the seats and cramming with remnants of little passengers' vomit and other assorted putrid smells, it will continue to smell bad no matter how many car deodorants you're using. (Please do me a favor and throw away those god awful hanging "trees" with the fake coconut or artificial gag-inducing vanilla scent. Are they still selling these? WHY??)
Get thee to the car washer, demand an inside-out and then, starting with a literally clean slate, do the following:

1. Keep some scented powder or scented crystals in the ash-tray. It will neutralize smoke. If you smoke in the car, try to do it with open windows.
2. Try not to forget foodstuff lying around. Yes, that includes reminding your kids as well. It might also include investing in some airtight containers for your fishing equipment or anything smelly you're carrying. 
3. Be proactive and keep some barf bags in the car for kids and travel emergencies. These need to be immediately accessible in the fold behind the seats. Like a toilet roll tucked in the glove compartment at all times, it's a better safe than sorry practice.
4. If at all possible don't put perfume (or encourage other people to do it) in the car. The scent accumulates and after a couple of weeks it will become unbearable, especially if you're using multiple scents which intermingle.

If you have more ideas and tips on how to get rid of stinky smells, please share them in the comments!



Sunday, July 28, 2013

The winner of the draw...

...for the new Penhaligon's atomiser is Calliope. Congratulations! Please email me using Contact with your shipping data so that I see this gets in the mail for you soon.

Thanks everyone for the enthusiastic participation and till the next one soon!

Friday, July 26, 2013

The winners of the draw...

...for the new Rosine samples are Taffy and Gil. Congratulations! Please email me using Contact with your shipping data (and Rosine draw in the title) so I can get these in the post for you soon.

Thanks everyone for the enthusiastic participation and don't forget to check out if you won the Penhaligon's draw; the winner will be announced sometime during the weekend.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Penhaligon's Vaara: fragrance review & free perfume atomiser giveaway

Had I been blindfolded while testing the latest Penhaligon's fragrance, Vaara, I would have immediately proclaimed "Bertrand Duchaufour" upon released and that wouldn't be in some erotic rapture 50 Shades of Grey perfume style, but in familiar recognition of the perfumer's patte all over the perfume. Is this a bad thing? Read on please, dear reader.

Duchaufour, like Jean Claude Ellena, moves his accords and ideas around, exploring them, revisiting, pushing them to their natural and unnatural limits all the time; on one level, the hallmark of a true artist. Whereas Ellena has the luxury of doing it within the context of one company, since his in-house tenure at Hermès, Duchaufour seems at the flummox of some orgasmic productivity; to map out the sheer volume of the man's creations in the last 5 years alone would take a considerable effort worthy of an ultra-conscientious librarian. And whereas some of them are questionable in their repercussions, the end result is usually what we perfume aficionados refer to -favorably- as a "transparent oriental perfume", namely a composition that can't be faulted for being too thick or dense to be wearable under the most casual of moods, nor the most refined of occasions.

Vaara by Penhaligon's is one such thing, a very deftly aerated meringue of a scent, uniting a lightly gourmand scent impression with rose, like a loukoum nugget. A moutwatering effect which has prompted originaldeftdom on Fragrantica to liken Duchaufour to Heston Blumenthal. Of course Duchaufour is no stranger to this alliance of true minds: rose and saffron is a classic Middle-Eastern and Indian combination (rose is making a comeback as a perfume note of late anyway) and the well-known perfumer has explored the lightly suede/leather-smelling facets of the precious stamens when used with rose in both Traversée du Bosphore for L'Artisan Parfumeur as well as in Mohur by Neela Vermeire Creations previously. (It is important to note that this is an interpretation far removed from the mossy-chypre and more aggressive Agent Provocateur eau de parfum which also explores the accord of saffron & rose).
Indeed many of the official notes are, if not the same, then quite close in all three compositions by the sleight-handed Bertrand (for instance the carrot seed note, referenced in Mohur too reflects the iris, ambrette is a kind of musk, the edible, lightly fruity çay note from Traversée gets a quince jelly treatment here, quince being close to apple and so on...). At least the geographical direction points the compass consistently to the East; near or far, it doesn't matter much to the Parisian and the Londoner who flock to buy Duchaufour's creations. Of course the press release goes on and on about the travels that Duchaufour has gone to, to get inspired by India in all its glory. (At this rate, he must know the area like the palm of his hand by now!)

the quirky Bertrand and the suave Maharaja (don't you just love the turquoise jacket)

The name Vaara means both "blessing" and "breeze" and stands for the granddaughter of His Highness Maharaja Gaj Singh II; the perfume was commissioned to celebrate her birth and the family’s love for the city of Jodhpur and was inspired by the Royal House of Marwar-Jodhpur in Rajasthan, India. For the launch, earlier in July, the Penhaligon's boutique in London was filled with images of Jodpur to mirror the chronology of the journey, the fragrance profiling room turned into a Rajasthani spice market with drawings from perfumer Bertrand Duchaufour’s notebook, photos taken at the market and the raw ingredients of Vaara.

The quince and coriander are the dominant allies to the rose-saffron accord in Penhaligion's Vaara scent and enhance it without drowning it. The lightly sweetish message after the top note has dissipated, warm and skin-scent-like is quite delicious with no screech from the flower notes (peony and freesia, two synthetically recreated "notes" are often a culprit).

Vaara despite the repetition of themes and the cliché exotic promo isn't just bon pour l'Orient. It's bon, period.

Notes for Vaara by Penhaligon's:
Top: quince, rose water, carrot seeds, coriander seed and saffron.
Heart: Moroccan rose absolute, Bulgarian rose oil, freesia, Indian magnolia, iris and peony
Base: honey, white musk, cedarwood, sandalwood, benzoin resin and tonka bean.

Available at Penhaligon's boutiques and online at 85 GBP for 50ml/1.7oz of Eau de Parfum, 120 GBP for 100ml/3.4oz.

  For our readers, I have a generous and sleek travel atomiser of Penhaligon's Vaara for one lucky winner. Draw is open internationally till Friday 27th midnight. Winner to be announced in the weekend. Enter a comment to be eligible.

Related reading on Perfume Shrine: Leather scents, Best Rose fragrances & scented delights, Bertrand Duchaufour perfumes.

In the interests of disclosure, I was sent the sample for reviewing purposes by the company.


Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Scent on Canvas Noir de Mars: fragrance review

Noir de Mars, named after the iron oxide (PBk11) used in painting, is aptly referenced given the collection of new niche brand Scent on Canvas, hailing from Barcelona, Spain, is inspired by the chromatic nuances of pigments. Much like the pigment, which is a neutral, refined and dense black, blacker than carbon black, the fragrance of Noir de Mars is a thick and complex composition conceived by perfumer Jordi Fernadez, who utilizes note de jour i.e. oud/aoudh in a context that can please lovers of more traditional approaches: namely, it fuses the bitterish and musty nuance of the oud note into the ruggedly handsome bookends of oakmoss and leather. The result? A wonderfully nuanced, deep, individual fragrance that thankfully doesn't recall that cardinal sin of oud scents, "the Band-Aid note".

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The scent of Noir de Mars leans more masculine than the rest of the Scent on Canvas collection as its name, mythologically laced, would suggest (and is indeed pegged as that by the company), yet offering a transitory unisex for women who do not like traditionally feminine compositions but like to challenge perceived perceptions. Needless to add Noir de Mars is something that most men would feel manly to wear. Its Laotian oud exotic impressions, leather notes and oakmoss bitterness reads as somber, quiet, a person of few words but plenty of charisma. The spicy woody halo speaks on its own. Noir de Mars is modern in the sense that oud scents are very “now”, but at the same time it avoids some of the pitfalls of following a trend too closely, thanks to a cluster of oriental references (cypriol, myrrh, Haitian amyris etc). This one needs more time to open up so the experience of the parfum should be given a leisurely amount of time to unfold its magic.

Notes for Noir de Mars by Scent on Canvas:
Top: Laotian oud, gaiacwood, sandalwood, cyperus sclariosus
Heart: gurjum balsam (dipterocarpus), leather, myrrh
Base: Haitian amyris, amber


Related reading on Perfume Shrine: Scent on Canvas Brun Sicilien


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